Commentary on "doc's giveaway"

**Chaos** · 02-02-2012, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by docdave

Leave it to beaver

Dude, not in the open forum! Funny, though.

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**docdave** · 02-02-2012, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Chaos

Dude, not in the open forum! Funny, though.

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My bad.....

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**Chaos** · 02-02-2012, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Chaos
Dude, not in the open forum! Funny, though.

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My bad.....

Lol. Don't sweat it. There is am 'adult subforum that could use some attention, though...

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**bamsbbq** · 02-03-2012, 01:44 AM

could have killed him..lol

special effects bottle used in the movies use to be made out of sugar called sugar glass....sound effects for the glass sound.. OR the bottoms of the bottles have no bottoms on them called breakaway glass and they are made from plastic now..

Originally Posted by D3moN

I was out at our local favorite bar having a good time and drinking some beers. It was my cousin’s fiancé’s going away party (she’s shipping out to Iraq for 6 months) so EVERYONE is there.

Anyway…about halfway into the night..one of the women’s bathrooms breaks. So one of the girls with us “REEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLY” has to go…so she bolts into one of the two men’s bathrooms to do the deed. She asks me to watch the door…cool, no prob. A couple of cats come up, I tell them whats up, “women’s bathroom is broke, there’s a chick in here…blah blah blah.” Everyone’s cool.

So this drunk fugger stumbles up, tries to push by me (really dude? i'm standing RIGHT here), and I tell him the same deal.

oddly...he doesn't seem to accept that

“FUGG that! This is the MEN'S bathroom!”
“I know it is, Hoss. Go use the other one…it’s RIGHT there.”
“I should be able to use THIS one cuz I’m a fugging MAN …”
“barely”
“….and I’m going in!”

And with that, he tries to get by me and pushes the door open.

OPPS.

now. I saw this going south…and i had plenty of time to think about how i'm gonna handle this. I came up with a plan

In my left hand is my empty beer bottle…and I decide that i'm going to take my handy little bottle and break this over his melon! HOLLYWOOD style baby! I'm really excited about this, cuz I’ve ALWAYS wanted to do that!

I don't want to HURT the guy....just give us BOTH something awesome to talk about later! Hey...remember that time you busted that beer bottle on my dome? hahahaha that was awesome huh!

So as he pushes by me, i grab him by the throat and slam him into the nearest wall. It clearly dazed him for a second...which is PREFECT cuz i don't want him moving around as i'm zeroing in on his forehead for my brown-glass sniper shot...and i lay into the side of his dome with my trusty Miller Lite bottle.

DOINK!!

WTF!! NOTHING!! It just bounce off his head!!

“FUGG!”

I chunk the bottle in disgust and end up having to “old school” it with a couple knuckles plowed into his eye.

people jump in…do the standard “it’s cool! It’s cool!” chit…

but it’s NOT cool! That fugging beer bottle was supposed to shatter spectacularly over his skull into a million-zillion pieces as soon as i smashed it into his brain-pan!! I wanted to apologize to the guy! MAN...that was suppose to be MUCH cooler for both us than that...sorry!

What a LET DOWN!

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**D3moN** · 02-03-2012, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by bamsbbq

special effects bottle used in the movies use to be made out of sugar called sugar glass....sound effects for the glass sound.. OR the bottoms of the bottles have no bottoms on them called breakaway glass and they are made from plastic now..

lol i found this out later

Originally Posted by bamsbbq

could have killed him..lol

naw. i really didn't PLOW into him...just enough force that i figured was required to break the glass. REALLY hurting him wasn't something i wanted....just a cool effect. dude barely had a knot on his head.

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